Odd Laws Still on the Books

[raneroni2]

I was wondering if there are any odd laws that are still on the books for the Winchcombe area.

[GaGa]

Mainly in MY HOUSE! I have 2 teenage daughters (who seem to allow themselves to be PICKED UP by single cell organisms pretending to be BOYS) in the house, and a LAW (not a RULE) in the house is that if said PLANKTON cannot spell said daughters name, or speak a full sentence without saying "RIGHT or YEAH" they break the INTELLEGENCE LAW. Daughter also would be in breach of the WHAT THE F&^% WAS THAT law, often mistakenly used during meal times when hubby has burnt to buggery knocked up a delightful menu of god-knows-what and turned it into charcoal. The WHAT THE F&^% WAS THAT law is only a minor misdemeanor if anyone in the house says WTFWT after said guest has left, HOWEVER if on ARRIVAL anyone says WTFIT (replace WAS with IS) then its a more serious offence.
Both CRIMES are punishable by CASH fines.
INTELLEGENCE LAW breaches invoke a fine of £10 UNLESS daughter 1 can pass him onto daughter 2, in which case the fine is awarded against daughter 2, along with her own £10 fine for breaking the INTELLEGENCE LAW.
WTFWT breaches invoke a fine of £10. However a WTFIT is £20. Any SUBSEQUENT WTFI/WT made by unprepared guests arriving AFTER initial incident increases the fine by 50%
Daughters ages are 19 & 17. We have made enough to take a CRUISE in the MED this year. YAY!